Know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u
*Insert hundreds of MorMor requests here*
i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what
and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns
my grandma is 82
i never knew friendzoning boys was as easy as saying thanks im gonna use my manners more
further evidence that straight boys think compliments are magic words that are supposed to make women immediately strip naked
What’s the appropriate, non-friendzoning response?
"You look pretty today."
"Okay, fine, I’ll suck your dick."
when will straight boys stop
Send me one guess and I’ll rate it:
NO WAY | MEH | NOT BAD | MMM | YEAH BABY | FUCK YES RIGHT NOW
There came a time, far sooner than the boy would have liked, when Jim’s doctor deemed Morgan sufficiently healed to begin working. Except for a few light scars, his skin was once again pristine. He had gained sufficient weight that he could stand and even walk a little on his own. The training that had been interrupted when Morgan received his punishment could once again begin.
Jim went to his bedroom and smile at Morgan. He was still sleeping there but in the near future he wanted him to go to his room.
"You’re working tonight. Don’t worry, you won’t get hurt and I’ll make sure you don’t tire yourself but it’s time to get back on track."
[SMS] I didn’t want to come home.-AMM
[SMS] That means no putting up with the bratty behaviour you have along with all the expensive gifts that I give you. -JM
[SMS] But that means no sex either. You’ve just got papa. and you know how he can be a frigid bitch.-AMM
[SMS] You do not talk about your father like that and no, I don’t care. You’re a spoiled brat and as your dad I have to do something about it so come home now. -JM
I’m at work, Alex. I’ll be there in 15 minutes. -JM
Jim finished his work exactly three hours later, so far Alex had not moved which meant he probably wanted to be good for the time being.
"Well… You were patient weren’t you?" Jim asked as he ran his fingers through his hair.
Alex growled at Jim through the gag, interrupting Act II of Sophocles’ Antigone. He squirmed in Jim’s hand, still stubborn despite his punishment. Jim had done worse.
Jim kissed his cheek and smiled. “My sweet boy… Are you going to be good for Daddy?” He asked softly.
I am crying I love this too much
I sent this to at least 12 people with 0 context
i cant tell if this is the cutest thing ever or scariest
THE BOY AND HIS ATOM
What you see above is the world’s smallest movie. The following movie is made out of atoms. IBM researchers used a scanning tunneling microscope to move thousands of carbon monoxide molecules (two atoms stacked on top of each other). This movie can only be seen when magnified by 100 million times.