• customer: can I ask you something I have no business asking you
  • me: and your total is $56.83, if I could get a signature right here
  • customer: why do you wear that ring in your nose, you're an attractive boy
  • me: and here's your receipt

gwnne:

my partner tried to call me a sweetheart the other day but he misspelled it and I read it as “sweetbeard” and then I decided that this is what dwarf couples call each other

so, naturally, here are two dwarves on a date

youdeservedegrading:

You’ll never know how much you can take until you give control of your limits to someone who knows how to use them.

youdeservedegrading:

You’ll never know how much you can take until you give control of your limits to someone who knows how to use them.

tagged → #nsfw

thelittlestteacup:

I want you crazy. I want you so jealous you would kill any man who touched me. I want you so angry you wouldn’t know whether to hit me or kiss me. I want you so hungry you would eat me alive. I want you so vulnerable you would cry at my feet before I walked away. I want you so in love you would die rather than let me go.
I want you so broken that only I could ever love you.

tagged → #jim basically
"Can you put me on my knees Daddy? And put it in my mouth? I want to remember that I’m good at something."
— (via atdaddyshouse)
tagged → #nsfw #Daddy
Anonymous asked: rp with

hmm? o.o

tagged → #nsfw #want
*9 ur old voice* I’m single as a Pringle (:

stayyounggoprancing:

brbjellyfishing:

it’s so weird how names of old people were once young people names like there were little baby gertrudes and Mildreds and ednas walking around 100 years ago

I think about this a lot

tagged → #nsfw #Daddy